[Herewith, the inaugural edition of a weekly feature - a quick rundown of the new music charts.]
Sources: The Billboard Top 200 Albums; MTV News
The music industry presents us with a number of mysteries. Who, f'rinstance, the f*** are all those people who are buying Black Eyed Peas and Fergie albums? Just as puzzling, who is buying the Now That's What I Call Music! series? The most recent North American edition (the 23rd) will debut at #1, selling 337,000 copies. The mystery doesn't arise from the quality of the compilation - chart-topping singles are properly popular. What's confusing is that, based on what we've been hearing from the music industry, compilations should be dead in the water. Aren't the post-Napster generations supposed to have been intent on stealing all the music they can get their hands on, leaving record companies and artists crying poor? And what could be more disposable than a singles compilation? If the "illegal downloading is killing the music business" thesis were true, nobody should be buying compilations: it would be easier and cheaper to just rip whatever singles you wanted and create your own compilations. But 337,000 copies is nothing to sneeze at - and with the likes of Fergie, Justin Timberlake and Nickelback making up the track listing, we can be fairly certain it isn't the middle-aged tech-wary consumers who are picking up the latest in the series: it's most likely exactly the industry's target market (pre-teens and teens with disposable income).
Josh Groban pops up at #2 with 270,000 copies - also quite a haul for a guy whose ouevre consists of bellowed pop. It'll be interesting to see how long he manages to stay in the Top Ten - without a huge hit single, I'm guessing it'll be a one or two week run. Country pop artists take up slots 3, 4 and 8 (Keith Urban, Sugarland and Carrie Underwood, respectively) - although this may just be a blip in light of last week's Country Music Awards show, it's still worth noting that country can command such a big chunk of the upper reaches of the charts nearly fifteen years after the Garth Brooks-fueled resurgence of the genre.
The Dave Matthews Band, one group whose popularity completely mystifies me (overly precious granola ersatz-rock? er, no thanks...), rings in at #10 with a hits collection - but only manages to sell 65,000 copies. That's bad both for the band, but also for the industry: if you've slipped below six digits and you're not even out of the Top Ten, things are pretty dire. Oh, and it's only six or so weeks until Christmas. Sales will tick up after Thanksgiving as stores fill and higher-profile releases come out, but this shouldn't exactly be a slow sales season - the industry seems to have taken an order of magnitude hit.
Speaking of mystery's, here's another: who was possessed to think that a Ricky Martin Unplugged album was a good idea? It bows at #38 with 28,000 copies.
Kevin Federline's debut drops out of the Top 200, selling 1,200 copies in its second week, for a total of less than 3,000*. By way of comparison, William Hung managed to sell around 200,000 copies of his debut...
UPDATE: * Lies! Lies! Apologies all around - I mistranscribed my own notes. Federline hasn't sold less than 3,000 copies, he's sold less than 8,000 copies (around 6,500 in his first week on sale, plus around 1,200 in his second week). Granted, my mistyping resulted in a, what, nearly 200% error, but even so, the song remains largely the same...